hunkules: I wanted to model my newest scarf but could pick a cliche pose so we have: JCPenney’s/Sears/Macy’s justice/old navy/everywhere that thinks girls jump all the time idgi h&m/express/idk other fashionable places target/aeropostale/delias glamour kills/urban outfitters/places that hire fuckin zombie models I swear they have literally no emotion oh ymogf
foodtrucker: if tumblr hasn’t made you question your sexuality at least once you probably haven’t been on long enough
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: nonothingatall: jendabenda: jinglepandas: egobus: modified-grrrl: petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone petition for everyone to shut the fuck up. petition to fuck everyone
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
nue: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
queenofteamplasma: in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
idhatetoseeyoucry: the internet is perfect cause it satisfies my need to be alone while still getting attention from people
ifuckedmartinfreeman: fishingboatproceeds: karasaysraaawr: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken...
my mom: what are you gonna bring to christmas dinner
me: my negative attitude and sparkling personality
how can you hate robert pattinson i mean-
panicsatdiscos: panicsatdiscos: “no homo,” i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist fuck you all i did research for this
mysticfallen: tobiasandthetardis: What if you had a name that’s used for both guys and girls so you were reaped for the wrong gender in The Hunger Games Like fucking Gale
elmify: Sometimes when I’m bored I like to...
because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
peaceloveandbrittana: skateon-and-keepcalm: dancegabiedance: superwholockgarfield: lukespenisnose: stylinstopit: chamberofstylinson: rumour: I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS I HATE PEOPLE WHY ARE WE SCREAMING BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED...
Im curious - reblog this if you would care if i...